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  1. witchyhellbroth:

    pinenolanapple:

    it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

    #don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

    (Source: warmbloodedkiller, via theawithouttheh)

  2. trencly:

    tips on how to properly enter my room:

    1. do not

    (via aahria)

  3. gaymommy:

    a relationship will not cure your issues, no matter how hard young adult books and films try to push that notion on us. if you have depression or bipolar or anxiety or whatever, getting into a relationship isn’t going to cure that or make it go away. person with illness + relationship = ill person in a relationship. please don’t put all of your focus on finding someone to fix you, focus on fixing yourself the right way.

    (Source: ryden-gg, via ishotthesheriffff)

  4. i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

    (Source: nasturbate, via ohtruee)

  5. seedy:

    what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

    (via ohtruee)

  6. tollyhood:

Tom was real

    tollyhood:

    Tom was real

    (Source: suprchnk, via ohtruee)

  7. dinkweed:

    i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying 

    (Source: friendzonked, via aahria)

  8. durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

    durkin62:

    watchoutboy:

    OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

    Natural selection.

    (Source: theothermayor, via theawithouttheh)

  9. When my love for Netflix has been the most stable relationship of the last decade

    lawschoolproblems:

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